You Know Your Husband Loves You WHEN...

You know your husband loves you when:

1. You tell him tuna out of the can is for dinner.

2. He asks you why you didn't drain it, and you shrug and say, "I didn't know I was supposed to."

3. You burn lunch. Fish sticks.

4. He eats the GV Mac N Cheese without commenting on the GIANT globs of powder that you absolutely could NOT get to mix!

5. He smiles and says, "You look nice, Gothic" when you accidentally dye your hair BLACK instead of the brown shown on the box from WAL MART.

6. He tries to trade with his friend: You for a lawn mower. A USED lawn mower.

7. He distributes your breast milk to your friends.

8. He pretends he doesn't know where your secret stash of Pretzel M&M's are hidden.

9. He fixes the arm on your glasses that you broke off trying to pull on a SWEATSHIRT in the middle of the SUMMER because you are COLD in DESTIN.

10. He uses an arm off his old aviators to fix your glasses.

11. He muffles his laughter when you put on the "fixed" glasses instead of poking fun at the "new" arm's extra three inch length that is sticking out the side of your head.

12. Has sympathy for you when you nearly crack your shin in HALF. (Even though it occurred while you were trying to attack him).

13. He has yet to punch you in your face EVEN though every time he opens the shower curtain, bathroom door, bedroom door, or EYES... your face is right in front of his, contorted in the most heinous expression of HORROR, and you blare a blood curdling "AAAAAHHHH!"

14. He just smiles when you tell him you mowed the lawn... and some of his electrical cords.

15. He kindly reminds you that the reason all of your plants are BROWN is because they have to be watered more than once a year.

16. He constantly calls you endearing names... like Amilia Bu-Dillia... (apparently a childhood book about an IDIOT that couldn't cook).

17. He whispers sweet nothings in your ear like, "Girl, you been eating Doritos???"

18. He doesn't get angry when you tackle him and BREATHE your fiery DRAGON breath on him... ya know... just to gross him out. (Even though he know if he does it to YOU, you'll beat him. And/or throw up).

19. He doesn't get impatient when you have to back up THREE times to fit your car in a parking space.

20. He doesn't say "I told you so" when you try to make up your very OWN crock pot recipe and it tastes like regurgitated meatloaf.

21. He carries you to bed every time you give him the silent treatment and STORM off to the couch to sleep. (EVEN when you were NINE months pregnant. Probably why his back hurts..)

22. He doesn't LOSE his MIND when BOTH his girls are throwing a tantrum.

23. He lovingly laughs hysterically when you DANCE in an attempt to elicit a romantic mood... and instead trip in the high hills you so carefully chose and nearly break down the closet doors.

24. He acts excited and grateful to see canned corn and green beans cooking on the stove EVERY single DAY.

25. He doesn't burst your bubble when you say, "Whatever I throw together- chicken nuggets, canned soup... I just make corn and green beans as sides to make dinner into a respectable MEAL."

26. He claims he can tell a difference EVERY time you run through the door shouting, "I worked out my legs! Do they look more muscular??"

27. He doesn't chastise you after he put the water hose in the pool to raise the water level, and you come behind him and unscrew the water hose so you can wash the grass off your shoes AND the hose in turn DRAINS the entire pool.

28. He just sits on you and yawns when you are hysterically trying to mutilate him because... because you have NO idea why... you just FEEL that you would like to do it in that moment.

29. He stashes frozen pizzas in the deep freezer so that he can offer you (and him) an escape from cooking.

30. He only shakes his head when he discovers that his two year old has colored all over his school assignments AND work contracts. (That.. YOU gave her because they looked like garbage to you).

AHHHH. It feels GOOD to be LOVED!!!